Elegant Indian groom in a blue suit...

Looking at MSB Global's "Our Team" page reminded of when I was a kid and I got my first wallet. I had no money or grown-up stuff to put in there, so I crammed it with baseball cards and random junk just to make it seem like I had something legit going on. To whom? I don't know.

I'll post more about other things I've uncovered about MSB's stellar team of apparitions, but this dude caught my eye straight away:

My guy looks pretty spry for someone with 40 years of experience. So I did some checking:

There's no one by this name that's a licensed Professional Engineer in Texas or anywhere else.

AI returned no employment history, professional affiliations, industry data, or public records either. There's a guy by this name that does home design work California, but this isn't that. You'd need to be a licensed engineer to do a fraction of the things this bio claims he's done.

Our Jalal doesn't seem to exist anywhere else outside of MSB's website. So, who's this picture of?

With the help Google Lens, you'll be pleased to know that you too can add Jalal to your website. For free even:

https://www.pexels.com/photo/elegant-indian-groom-in-blue-suit-outdoors-30324806/

And if you crop it juussst riiiighhht:

Boom....Identical.

omfg.